A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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