- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

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