- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

speak now or forever hold your pee

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Obama = ebola

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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