- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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