- Anti Joke

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator