- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

nolan is gay

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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