What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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360 NO SCOPE

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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it was all Tagart

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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