- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

In soviet Russia...things are different

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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