What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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