How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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