How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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