- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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