- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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