roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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