- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

your no better than a cockroach

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

I was watching Fox news.

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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