Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

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Ok,here's one, my brother can sometimes do it! Ok. Think of a number between 1 and 10 Add ten Add ten Add ten Add five Add five Take away your original number \~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\~\ _______________________________________ Is your number NOW, 40? Was your original number 6? Click thumbs up if that WAS your answer! ????????

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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