whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

black chicken. kfc

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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