- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

A Serbian Film

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

Why did the two blonds go to the bar together? Because they were carpooling to save money and help save the earths ozone layer that seals in all of our oxygen. They were also meeting some friends.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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