- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

nolan is gay

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Title IX

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

A Serbian Film

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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