- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

What's long and black The unemployment line

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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