- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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