- Anti Joke

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

woman's rights

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.