- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Beacause the destination he was trying to reach was across this road Notice how he tried This is because he got hit by a car but know one cares for him

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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