- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

9/11 my birthday

I wrote a funny joke.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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