- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What did the man say to his doctor?

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

oh my god! what? i heard this joke the other day and it was hilarious. ok, tell me? actually it doesn't matter i can't remember anyway.

Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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