- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

SHUT UP JP

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

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