- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

How did th-A fridge.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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