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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Who is Dank? A: Billal

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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