Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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why did the boy drop the ball. he was shot in the head.

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The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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