Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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woman's rights

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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