- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Guess what? I like trains.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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