Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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