- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

To mama so old, she might die soon.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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