A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Women's Soccer.

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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Anti Joke

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