Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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