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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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