What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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