what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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whats up and also down? your mum

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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9/11 my birthday

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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