- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A russian gives away vodka.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

John lazzaro likes dick

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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