- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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