A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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