- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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