- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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