- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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