My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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PENIS lol

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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João Duarte reads this.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what did hayley say to missy last night? I'm tired bye

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

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No!

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