- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

Where did the Jew put his money? In a low rist, interest bearing mutual fund.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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