Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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poopoo

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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1d

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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