What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Cheese

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Anti Joke

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