What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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I was watching Fox news.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Speaker 1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Speaker 2: Why? Speaker 1: Every member of your immediate, nuclear, and extended family simultaneously contracted Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease (COPD) while being beaten, maimed, raped, tortured, and molested by a deranged serial killer during the sinking of the Titanic, eventually bleeding to death and allowing child rapists to eat their dead bodies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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