knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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