Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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