what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Communism hehe xd

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Why are white people white? I don't know

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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