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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

The FCC

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

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