- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

Knock knock. Who's there? Silence. Silence who? No, I meant there was silence, I didn't really say anything. Oh, OK. But seriously, who's there?

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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