chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

A gay man watches football.

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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