- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

XD Jackass.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Fat? Jesse Z

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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