- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

how do you win a game try your best

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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