- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

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