- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Grace Ackerson

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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hey guys im gay

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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