- Anti Joke

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

Grace Ackerson

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

hey guys im gay

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