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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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