knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Do the roar!

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Anti Joke

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