What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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