- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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