What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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