A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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