- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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