As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

think twice or at least think

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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